nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.
*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.
by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019
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you're always saying sorry impulsively forever on a loop until you die
jujujujulalalalakongkong disease is very serious lol
by JudasThDarkFiend February 16, 2023
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Rene Disease

Rene disease is a disease where you have spots all over your skin which was documented to have an outbreak in Moreno Valley, California back in 1993.
Man I almost spilled that hot grease all over my arms I don’t want people thinking I got the Rene disease.
by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022
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Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around
"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"
by The_Weekday July 10, 2016
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Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 30, 2019
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fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
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Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.
Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."
by KickassMike March 09, 2010
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