Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009

dave is ugly

He is the ugliest guy you will ever meet. His nose is bigger than his cock. He makes most people at the sight of him throw up.

Girl1-eww that's that ugly kid over there.
Girl2-yah he's such a Dave is ugly.

by Fredrick miller October 23, 2015

Dippy Dave

A nutjob basically someone who it’s mental

I was out this weekend and saw dippy dave shagging in a bus shelter

by Callumj16 December 2, 2018

Dave S

Used to replace most notably "fuck it!" due to the frequency of it's use by Dave S.

Al: Are you going to hockey tonight?
Blue: Naw, I'm Dave S'in it.

Geoff: Where's Blue?

Al: He Dave S'ed.

by canuckleheadmorgie January 2, 2012

Dave Effect

The ability to unintentionally make females upset, angry, cry or just hate your guts.

I just looked at that girl and she started crying.. Must be the Dave Effect..

by Eurazn January 8, 2012

dave-style

Boasting that you've slept with a girl, not explaining that all you've actually done is sleep next to her.

"I slept with her last night"
"Dave-style?"
"Yeah, cause we were both tired"

by buggerflump April 7, 2009

dave grohl.

dave grohl is the coolest guy ever. former drummer of nirvana, and current lead man of foo fighters, he enjoys poetry and long walks on the beach.

1. dave grohl likes to rollerskate with his friend sadaam.

2. dave grohl is having a secret love affair with awesome person jessica goldman.

by Jess. July 23, 2008