Daisy the dog is super dumb
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
by Crosonte October 18, 2018
Get the Daisy the dogmug. A daisy is a name for one of the most funniest people in the world. She will always make you laugh no matter what. Sometimes, a daisy will make you annoyed (a lot) and you'll get mistaken for being lesbian if you have a daisy as a friend!
Ember: omg those girls are lesbian look at them
avery: we're not lesbian dumb ass
daisy: (here we go again)
avery: we're not lesbian dumb ass
daisy: (here we go again)
by your bestfriend avery January 12, 2025
Get the Daisymug. a place in tn where roaches make homes in toilets and everyone is always angry. the drop out rate is ever increasing, and its because the teachers simply make us want to quit.
by FuckOffPeasants June 14, 2022
Get the soddy daisy high schoolmug. by anonymous July 31, 2024
Get the daisy randonemug. 
A daisy or daisy chain is a sewn piece of gear that aid climbers use to connect themselves temporarily to a piece of protection. This provides a method for hanging the climber's body weight while they search for higher placements, adjust or move their aiders, or manage ropes during a climb
by bdubs69 August 7, 2023
Get the Daisy Chainmug.