depression room 

When you’re depressed as shit so you gremlin in your room and there are piles of trash and clothes on your floor.

Fuck, I did it again. I got depression room.

depression room by Cheezitz March 19, 2020

Depression nap 

Napping as an escape mechanism to avoid negative thoughts when depressed.

Yo, I'm feeling hella depressed, let me take a depression nap

Depression nap by Hostestwithemostest April 19, 2018

depression nap 

A nap that depressed people take when they can't deal with the emotional pain they feel. They try to shut out everything they feel by having the illusion that they are dead. When they are asleep, they don't have to feel, think, or cry about anything. It's a way to numb your pain without drugs. A depression nap is the closest thing to death. It usually calms people down or prevents them from suicide.

Boy: I'm gonna take a nap.
Girl: but you you just woke up like an hour ago
Boy: It's not cuz i'm tired. It's a depression nap.

depression nap by pain assasin November 9, 2017

Depression Meal

N. A meal that is had that takes little to no preparation, due to the lack of mental and physical energy experienced during depression. Normally no utensils needed, and if heating is needed it is normally in the microwave for under 2 minutes typically, if not less than 30 seconds.

I normally forget to eat during my worst points, but when I absolutely need to, my go to depression meal is dipping a rolled up tortilla in salsa over and over until my jaw hurts from chewing so much.

Depression Meal by psycheshmeeds November 6, 2019

Depression session 

When we all sit on our ass and look at depressing memes or/and depressing songs. when you day becomes really shit and you sit by yourself feeling numb.

friend1: "depression session"
friend2: "same"
me; *sends link to depressing playlist* "lmao same"

Depression session by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019

Depression naps 

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.

Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”

Depression naps by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019

depression-sit

You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.

You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.

Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."

Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".

depression-sit by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020