Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.

Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.

by South American Tundra May 21, 2025

Dakota

An asshole midget white girl who keeps touching me. She wont ever stop bothering you. She also has a horrible love life and has more than 5 exes.

Bobby or sum shit: Yo did Dakota kick your leg again?

Herberb: Yes bro now im boutta be out of the season again because of her ass

by muslim cheems January 21, 2024

Auntie dakota

An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.

Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?

Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole

Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 25, 2023

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

Dakota

Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.

Wow, I want a Dakota!! Mommy can you get me a Dakota please!

by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 22, 2021

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Dakota Stacey

She’s the prettiest person ever she’s funny and has a good personality she’s a crackhead but doesn’t like getting trouble did I already say pretty because she is I love her so much 😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕 and Colton should date her

Boy:who’s that she’s really pretty

Girl:that’s Dakota Stacey

🥵🥵🥵

by Ya mom bitch December 2, 2019