Daisy the dog

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

by Crosonte October 18, 2018

daisy pallanes

when you eat to much chips you you shit all the time and get ring worm

oh my fucking god i got so daisy pallanes yesterday

by gay white bat October 30, 2018

Daisy

Daisy is a total hoe who would tell every guy she likes them and would tell all of them she loves them. Daisy would dump a guy for a stupid reason.

Daisy is a total hoe.

by @justinlives December 17, 2018

Daisy

Horny for Andrew and wants all of his cum Daisy also likes his cock its his specialty

Daisy sucks cock and needs the cum

by Unicorn pussy 69 aka skinnyboy December 20, 2018

whoopsie daisy

the one word only white people are privileged to say.

if white people can`t say nigga, black people can`t say whoopsie daisy.

by jieff January 4, 2019

daisy chain

A group of women scissoring in a circle together. The female equivalent of a circle jerk.

Hey, Linda! Grab your organic pH balanced acai lube, we're headed to the daisy chain at the Marriott down the street!

by Jennifer824 July 8, 2018

Happy Daisy

A sexual activity where one snorts a neat line of cocaine off of an erect penis, and then immediately deepthroats the entire sex organ to the base. This movement must be swift piston-like movement, with no resistance, and must make its way all the way to the taint.

Hey man? Did you catch the world cup game yesterday?

Sorry bro, my cousin and I were too busy at my house. He taught me how to give a great Happy Daisy!

Rad man

by Fuzzyegg July 11, 2018