Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Crunched

Embarrassed

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.

by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018

Crunch

I wanna fuck you till u passout

i wanna crunch you

by Tyrxne.2x May 26, 2023

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025