crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Croiser

Your mom but with an MD

(Medical Doctor for you retards that don't know)

Did you hear Croiser during the commanders call?

by The Cooler BDG April 28, 2023

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

Crosseur

French canadian expression meaning "to masturbate"

"Vader est un osti de crosseur, il as volé 150$ a Gentille !

by jeanfrancoispaulestunmongole July 2, 2023

Crossed

Some stupid shit Ab marijuana and alchohal that Troy uses to think he’s cooler than Bennett and TADEO but he never will be

“Ayo I’m crossed”
“No way Troy you’ll never be as good as TADEO”

by ballslicker9000but69 July 24, 2023

crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am

James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”

by soobn August 26, 2023

Choosed

To pick something

I choosed this in the shop

by Msjshwbwgusjsnsjsisis September 10, 2023