by Dick wand June 11, 2014
Get the Crab armmug. The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023
Get the Crab Holocaustmug. When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.
I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.
by Girulem March 17, 2022
Get the Throwing the crabmug. Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019
Get the Crab walkingmug. by wellhungkid March 30, 2014
Get the crab crawlingmug. by bolar November 7, 2009
Get the Crab Circlesmug. To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
by Goatboy Grasshead June 8, 2021
Get the Crab-Wankmug.