Cowboy Dave

Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!

All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?
by reado October 20, 2005
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Bipolar Cowboy

Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
My boyfriend 'bipolar cowboy'd me last night; I think he's the one!
by Poliotastic March 30, 2010
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dallas cowboys

Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.

Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.
by MHK October 23, 2006
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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 03, 2021
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cowboy hunter

A nasty kid who likes older black women. He breaks peoples pencils and bruises their ankles.
Cowboy Hunter and his black lover will be together forever! #yeeyee
by Michael😄 April 10, 2016
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cowboy hunter

Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.
by Michael😄 April 10, 2016
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Cowboy Hakujoudai

"your a Cowboy Hakujoudai and you should be ashamed" the preacher said to me
by Losanity October 21, 2021
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