on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Angel Soler Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱:Angel Soler Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx.

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

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😱:Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx