Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021

Coconut

If a girl doesn’t know how to ride dick just spell coconut with your hips. C O C O N U T.

For girls that don’t know how to ride, just spell coconut.

by Izzy Steezy July 19, 2019

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024