chef ass

a condition where your farts smell more like food than they do like poop.

dude 1: sniff, sniff, hey, did you order another pizza? sniff, with pepperoni?

dude 2: no, i just have chef ass from the pizza before

by Josef Heiter November 9, 2012

cheif pat

A YouTuber that his YouTube channel is entirely based on Clash of Clans. He gets Sponsored by Appbounty,Featurepoints etc.
He has 400,000 subs.He has give aways and much more.
You should sub to him.

Go on YouTube and subscribe to Cheif pat.

by \(*_*)/ non cool kid March 4, 2014

Disaster Chef

Someone who thinks they are a fantastic cook , like someone on the TV show ' Master Chef ' but in reality they really suck at cooking ...

That fool is a Disaster Chef !

by simodalcais January 22, 2011

cheef

Cheef is a rat like creature that steals anything it can from people. It has big eyes and moves slow. Its number one move is to poke its enemy until it gets what it wants. You can find it in its natural habitat cheefing and chilling with its bros. It lives in trees and when other chad's try to kiss it while its passed out it instinctively throws up on them.

Cheef you look really relaxed tonight, did you do anything bad?
Cheeeeef.
Dude, why wouldn't you drive me to hook up with Kelly tonight?

by sneakiestbark November 18, 2007

chef

a sharpshooter

The fuckin' chef got Tyrone good, said his mother.

by James May 26, 2003

Chef

1. Term used for the word sweat

2. Replacement name for a teacher, in which one puts the word Chef in front of their first name (ie- Mr. Jones becomes Chef Andre)

1. Sarah was chefing in math class, as I could smell its stench when she raised her hand to answer a question

2. Only Chef Jason could possibly make learning English silly, as he asked children to laugh in an evil way and make speeches about how it was really Paris Hylton who killed Abe Lincoln.

by FlapDaddy November 11, 2006

cheefer

-the art of sticking your finger into your anus, then pulling it out (hopefully your finger is covered with shat butter) and then wiping it under or within another person's nose.

Wow, that cheefer that you gave her was so grimy !

by Rupchuck April 12, 2004