Cereal

Serious

Are you cereal?

by $iddy Boost November 25, 2018

cereal

1. the thing you eat in the morning when you have nothing else to eat.
2. the thing you eat in the morning when you lazy as fuck.

I'm gonna eat some cereal today.

by fxLight August 6, 2017

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Soggy cereal

Smoking the last bit of a bowl

U: I'm smoking the end of the bowl
B: ew, the soggy cereal?

by Babyvideo February 20, 2017

Punani Cereal

A vagina that is so that is so delicious you can eat it with a spoon and some milk

Dude, my girlfriend Olivia has the best punani cereal.

by edge master June 5, 2024

Vrowl of Cereal

A "vrowl" of cereal is a term popularized in the early 21st century by millennial teenagers, which is described as a bowl of cereal that one enjoys to such an extent that they are willing to make another bowl of cereal. In older definitions, the prerequisites for a bowl of cereal being classified as a "vrowl" may have differed from the present ones, in that it may have been required that the person actually perform the action of making the second bowl of cereal before the first could be classified as a "vrowl". There is much controversy over how the term should be used because of this, and due to the overwhelming confusion, weak-minded individuals may opt to simply insult the idea of a "vrowl" of cereal instead of attempting to properly understand it.

Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?

Person 2: A vrowl of cereal. Shit's good.

by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023