Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011

Cattline

Having many cats in which one of themButtons has a chode.

Have you seen steven yet?...No but he is such a Cattline!

by Shittles McFester April 10, 2005

Castlelistic

the English word for chateauesque. A building that possesses castle-like qualities

I really like the castlelistic aspect of that library

by georgina hall November 4, 2009

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014

catalena

a very beautiful,sweet, funny, great smiling, and fun girl to be around. also bim

have u seen that girl catalena?

ya, she's bim as heck!

by jinked August 15, 2017

Catleader

A man who leads cats to their death

I lead the cat to his death
I AM A CATLEADER

by Rori Of The Cult Rora January 10, 2021

Castleford Tigers

They play in the Betfred Super League based in England.
They are from a small town in Wakefield and have very loyal fans.
They won the League Leaders Shield in 2017 and play at the Mend-A-Hose-Jungle.

YOU FORDS

Castleford Tigers are the best team in the Super League.

by JRobo17 June 25, 2021