Sugar Cane

When a person snorts cocaine off of a man's penis while it is erect.

Samantha performed a sugar cane on Paul.

by GlazedToaster June 9, 2014

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Caner

A visually impaired individual that relies on a cane to feel their way around or requires glasses to see clearly.

Haha look at Bud wearing his new glasses! He's such a caner now that he can't see without them.

by Dreamscape009 December 29, 2020

Cape Girls

Girls who drink too many beers and get fat off it, but younger ones are sexy...Summer girls are ussually better looking anyway.

SCAFF, BHS CLASS OF 05 boys like frosh bids

by tsunoony May 1, 2005

New Caney

The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.

"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"

by Kaheem October 16, 2005

Cape coral

Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed

Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight?
Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!

by Whitey Smallz August 28, 2005

canecutter

a large rabbit which normally lives in swamp land, aprox 1 foot tall

We were four wheelin and ran over a canecutter

by Mbranum17 December 29, 2007