Cakeob Shmacked

State of being when you are sitting on a chair hoping to not die from alcohol poisoning.

Jacob is at the party Cakeob Shmacked.

by Cakeob November 15, 2018

cakes

A girl or guy with a BIGG ass so big it needs a double G

Yoooo Mia .C got some big ass cakes /"Mia if you see this your ass is so thicc it needs a double cc and I wanna eat you"

by Mysteryyyyyy22554 May 16, 2019

cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

cakeiosity

The act of trying multiple cakes at one time

My cakeiosity killed the cat

by daerca574 October 27, 2019

cakes ratio

The ratio on an osu player called cakeboss05 which sucks much.ngl it sucks more ass than i do

Tiger: guys look at cakes ratio
everybody in the server: HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE CAKE RATIO WE KNOW

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020

cakes ratio

The ratio on an osu player called cakeboss05 which sucks much.ngl it sucks more ass than i do

Tiger: guys look at cakes ratio
everybody in the server: HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE CAKE RATIO WE KNOW

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020

cakester

when you’re having anal sex and he nuts in your ass, takes his dick out and presses your cheeks together, making the cum spread all over the inside of your cheeks and ooze out of them as well

“that hung top made me a cakester”

by lookinlikealabrat May 10, 2020