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curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
mugGet the curb cricketmug.

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
mugGet the Polish Pencil Cricketmug.

Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
mugGet the Cricket Manmug.

cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help
by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022
mugGet the cricket dancemug.

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"
Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!
by JP1969 January 10, 2008
mugGet the pocket cricketsmug.

Cricketing

The act of rubbing your feet together while sitting on the edge of a bed for the purpose of removing debris from your feet
She’s cricketing to keep the bed clean longer.
by Frankie_fry December 9, 2023
mugGet the Cricketingmug.

Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020
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