Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
by reado October 20, 2005
Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
by Poliotastic March 30, 2010
Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.
by MHK October 23, 2006
Jack went cowboy and got the job done, pissed people off and broke a couple of ribs doing it though.Going cowboy isn’t for the weak of mind.
by Outlaw78a February 06, 2020
1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 November 02, 2011
Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.
by Badapple187 September 09, 2021
A Cowboy Kid, is someone new in school or town who takes traditions and rules and goes against them, often rewriting traditions or making their own rules, along with their arrival they often bring Mischief and use their Charismatic personalities to get what they want from people you often want to get on their good side because more often than not they're a People Pleaser and will make you look like a Clown
A) woah! Did you see the new guy when he got in trouble for Flirting with the teacher?
B) yeah, he seems like a real Cowboy Kid.
B) yeah, he seems like a real Cowboy Kid.
by Az. Br. Ch. May 22, 2020