Closet Boyfriend

When a guy dates a girl and they only see eachother at the girl's convenience, hence taking him out of the closet once in a while when needed or to just make the guy feel like he matters, then put back in and forgotten about for an extended period of time. This can also be the other way around too.

-Damn i rarely ever see Mark and Tracy together

-Thats because he's just her closet boyfriend

by some1 who knows June 18, 2008

Cloe

A girl who is not like anyone else. She’s different. She’s perfect. She’s just everything anyone can ask for. She has the perfect shape body, dazzling eyes, beautiful face, soft lips, a cute lil button nose, and amazing natural eyebrows. In no shape or form would she ever be put next to someone and be labeled as the less pretty one. She’s the prettiest girl out there and no one will ever be able to compare to her.

Person: who’s that? She’s pretty

Me: My girlfriend, her names Cloe

by lesvxbes April 17, 2019

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

Closet Genius

1. One who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.

2. One who is very smart in school but never show's their true potential.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?
Person 2: Well my parents are getting a divorce....
Person 1: Its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.
Person 2: Thanks man!
later that day....
Person 2: What did you get on your algebra test?
Person 1: A D-....
Person 2: Dude, you're such a closet genius.

by RAWRdragon January 17, 2009

a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.

A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!

by Mr. Awesomepants November 2, 2007

closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper

Brad is such a closet creeper.

by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008