Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel

“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”

cereal backwash

The part of dry cereal that ends up in the box rather than the inner bag due to slipshod pouring of said cereal.

This Fruit Loops box has some serious cereal backwash issues!

by ForestDad December 30, 2021

"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."

by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017

A loser that only eats cereal and would happy eat a bowl of cereal over a cooked meal

by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021