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celebritage

a personal montage played in one's mind in order to honor the memory of a recently deceased celebrity.
"Patrick Swayze died today?"
"Yeah I heard earlier"
"I need a minute"
...
"Okay I'm back. I had to absorb the full effect of his celebritage. Man, he was good in Dirty Dancing"
by lexemecttee September 15, 2009
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celebriturd

a person famous just for being famous and with no redeeming qualities to offer society.
What kind of trouble has that celebriturd Paris Hilton gotten herself into this time?
by Carter Burger December 9, 2010
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Celebritex

* conjoining of "celebrities"and "vortex"; a whirlpool created by the collective presence of the vapid famous
Careful, or you'll get sucked into Lindsay and Kim's celebritex.
by HumorSmith Chronicle December 19, 2010
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celebritute

Definition 1) A celebrity that looks like a prostitute.

Definition 2) A celebrity that whores themselves out.
Madonna's daughter is such a celebritute.
by First Name Jenny April 15, 2011
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Celubrity

Name for a person or persons who were celebrities at one time, who have fallen out of favor with the current social circles.
Lindsay Lohan is now a celubrity now that she can't get a real acting job.
by HLAWine October 16, 2012
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celebriteeth

The teeth of a celebrity; lets face it, once somebody becomes famous, their teeth invariably become super white and neat and clean. See Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus has some mean celebriteeth!
by Suppimp February 2, 2014
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Celebrititties

An increadible pair of titts, above and beyond what you see normally everday.
Guy A:

Holy shit did you see those titts?
Guy B:
Dude thosevwere amazing, fucking celebrititties.
by Deep and dark August 16, 2017
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