paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
by kmcj22 October 20, 2015
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canadian tickler

Pertains to heavier women from Canada. When you eat their box from behind and tickle their belly from below and between their thighs.
Man that girl was chubby. She sure giggled when I gave her the Canadian Tickler and rubbed her belly when I was munching her box.
by mdube February 13, 2014
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Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.
Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!
by Kawibadger September 25, 2020
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Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 03, 2021
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Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 04, 2023
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Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada
by VonPetrol June 16, 2019
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canadian slurpee

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
by GILIGORM April 21, 2018
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