Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

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Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017

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Buzz bust

A semi rhyming description of a person or situation which completely ruins a party, high, drunk or other enjoyable situation.

Karen crashing the bash was a real buzz bust.

by Dave...Danger Dave January 22, 2021

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The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

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$20 and a buzz

This phrase was recently popularized by middle schoolers, though not limited to only those. The phrase started when a child in the school Maplewood Middle school got a buzz cut so bad people started giving others $20 and paying for them to get a buzz cut. It got so bad that it has since spread to other schools in the district, as well as more schools in New Jersey.

“Can I please get some cash?”
“I’ll give you $20 and a buzz, alright?”
“Deal.”

by Moolah_person June 13, 2025

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