butthole flower

fart, gas, rectal oder
"those pork and beans gave me some nasty butthole flowers"
by julsinthebox May 01, 2005
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butthole cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?
by tallywacker June 10, 2008
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tight butthole

Word used to describe awesome so very awesome, your mom got pregnant with Jesus' baby. To use in a negative sense, you say the word "loose butthole" instead. Other variations include "sexy butthole, inflamed butthole, and stinky butthole." Hell, you can mix it up and add your own adj. to butthole with its own definition.
Kid: "WHOA I JUST GOT AN ACROSS THE MAP TOMAHAWK KILL ON BLACK OPS!"

Kid2: "Damn son, that's tight butthole."
by MrBunbun99 May 22, 2011
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puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin
Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!
by buttpucker96 October 07, 2016
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Butthole Incineration

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.
"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."
by Mikey Rawling November 21, 2007
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loose butthole

butthole that is streched because it has been repetedly fucked or fingered.
person 1: "you see that guy"
person 2: "yeah, doesnt he go out with peter?"
person 1: "yeah. he has a loose butthole."
by buttholeeeeee March 21, 2010
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butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel January 26, 2007
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