butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008

tight butthole

Word used to describe awesome so very awesome, your mom got pregnant with Jesus' baby. To use in a negative sense, you say the word "loose butthole" instead. Other variations include "sexy butthole, inflamed butthole, and stinky butthole." Hell, you can mix it up and add your own adj. to butthole with its own definition.

Kid: "WHOA I JUST GOT AN ACROSS THE MAP TOMAHAWK KILL ON BLACK OPS!"

Kid2: "Damn son, that's tight butthole."

by MrBunbun99 July 10, 2011

puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin

Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!

by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016

Butthole Incineration

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.

"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."

by Mikey Rawling December 22, 2007

loose butthole

butthole that is streched because it has been repetedly fucked or fingered.

person 1: "you see that guy"
person 2: "yeah, doesnt he go out with peter?"
person 1: "yeah. he has a loose butthole."

by buttholeeeeee March 20, 2010

butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.

An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition

by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008

butthole game

A variation of the "penis game" where players progressively yell the word butthole in public locations. The player to yell it the loudest without getting "caught" is declared the winner. A player can also be declared a winner with a "GAME-SET-MATCH"; this is when a player yells the word butthole at such a high caliber and level that it can not be defeated by any other player.

(on a school bus playing butthole game...)

will: butthole
nick: BUTTHOLE
will: BUTTHOLE!
nick: (screaming like a girl) BUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!
martin: game.... set.... match.....

by snare2 February 25, 2009