Hole Foods

1. Synonym for cunnilingus

2. A woman's crotch

3. A derogatory reference to the chain store Whole Foods

"I'd rather be eating hole foods right now."

"She had some musty hole foods."

"I can't afford hole foods this week."

by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014

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Express Hole

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.

John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

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The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

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cratch hole

The female anatomy including the crack (butthole) and vagina (vagina hole).

"Hey Tricia, I got sand in my cratch hole when I had sex on the beach with lanky Larry."

by Cdubs2015 October 7, 2015

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Gapping hole

When your female partner is just relaxing naked and you spot her big spooky gapping hole

Man #1 : dude my girlfriend was really relaxed last night

Man #2 : did you see her gapping hole?

Man #1 : How the fuck could i miss it?

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

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Hole Seeker

A person whom enjoys massive exploratory spelunking while riding a mechanical tit surrendering control of their walnuts resulting, predictably, with Earthquaking ejaculation because the hole seeker requires juicy fornication.

Damn, Paul, he starts out riding high, but quickly becomes a hole seeker.

by Blackpanties August 25, 2021

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