Brandon

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018

Brandon

A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!

Man I wish I had a Brandon!!

by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018

Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker

Brandon is a savage

by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single

Brandon is thicc

by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!

Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course

by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019

Brandon

A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone

Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up

by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019