Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is the funniest person in the whole world! If you know a "Melissa Bil" will you never be bored. Melissa Bilen is also the biggest bitch so you should never ever be mean for a Melissa Bil! If you name is Melissa Bilen are you a very rare and speciel person. :)

- "Hello Melissa Bilen"

-"OMG YOU BITCH!"

by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is a girl that has one of the best names in the world. Bilen is danish and it means the car. Soo Melissa the car. So if you have a friend called Melissa say to her that her new name is Melissa Bilen.
Melissa is one of the best names and a really amazing person so you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car
byyeeeee

Friend 1: there is Melissa

Friend 2: don't you mean Melissa Bilen. So you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car

by Byyeeebob! December 11, 2019

Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

Gender Blender

Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender

*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021