roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.

by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009

King Beef

pure sex. with great hair.

"king beef has amazing hair"

by Henry Koal October 22, 2008

dirty beef curtain

A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.

by Ms. Roxx July 1, 2006

hot beef injection

the act of placing one's penis in a woman's vagina

After a night of wooing my woman, we went back to my place and I slipped her the ole' HOT BEEF INJECTION.

by greek stud March 7, 2003

beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

beef cup

To give someone a beef cup, place your hand around your anus, fart into it, and throw the fart into someones face.

as in: My boyfriend loves to give me a beef cup in front of his friends.

or: Who needs an alarm clock? I have a hot beef cup to wake me up in the morning!

by loudmouthlisa September 7, 2005

beefbus

The male member, aka a Penis 8=========D~~~~

Hey John, did you take the beefbus to tuna town last night with Brooke ?

by Mackdaddy K September 7, 2005