the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 02, 2016

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 02, 2016

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 02, 2016

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite April 29, 2011

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019