beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

Beer-numb

After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.

Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!

by Jimz From Sweden June 18, 2009

Beer Pony

A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).

Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!

by Codymac575 August 20, 2018

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

Beers ago

Some things are measured in beers, not time

A: Didn't you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
B: Man, that was beers ago!

A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!

by c2h5oh November 16, 2011

zac beers

a legend who is the best mate. lives in australia

aw shit it's a zac beers

by mateyboy June 24, 2019

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019