Artem Barkeine

A horny bastard. Also, annoying as hell.

"That guy is just like Artem!"

by 2cool2tell October 30, 2004

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

baraking

The act of causing necessary change.
Usually followed by the motivational expression 'yes we can'.
The long-run effects of baraking are unknown to this day. Baraking is still mildly practiced across the world.

I'm not bushing around, I'm baraking.

by rafael&maria February 15, 2009

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

Barking at Echo's

Being reactive, instead of proactive.

The Crap that all of the People that are trying to get into a policital office are selling.

saying anything to get your vote

Barking at Echo's was what the dog would do for hours.
Closing the door to the chicken coop after the fox has made a meal out of the chickens!

Any thing a person that is running for president talks about such as a problem on a national platform. The problem, I.E ( Banking, Home Loans ) broken IN the country wide area. The problem is NOT FIXED IN THEIR STATE!
IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM AT THEIR STATE HOME, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT TO THE FOURTH POWER!

by richard van etten March 26, 2008

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014