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the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process
Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example
by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021
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Brad

A “Brad” is a term used to describe a male who, while not as handsome as a “Chad,” still possesses a certain appeal to some women due to his decent looks and frat boy behavior. Brads are often characterized by their highly toxic nature and lack of seriousness towards life. They are typically the type of guys women will party and hook up with, but not consider for marriage due to their unreliability.
After dating a few Brads during her college years, she realized she needed someone more reliable and mature.
by Angry Guy MWA October 12, 2023
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Brad

The type of guy to never put in money for weed, constantly seen with a juul in his hand, only wears vineyard vine, and takes broshoots.
“That guy is such a Brad. “

“That guy looks like a duche, what’s his name?”

“Oh don’t talk to him dude, he is a total Brad. “

Oh Fuck thanks bro. “
by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018
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Brad bermont

A man who work his dad off and gets that cash flow
Man your such a brad brad bermont
by Fisher the fisher January 15, 2018
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Brad

Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
Braddy daddy please rail me so hard *insert heart eyes*
by bradismworshipper November 5, 2022
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Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.
Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.
by TheDeadYeti January 16, 2025
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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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