by Perdita December 30, 2007
Get the gay as a picnic basketmug. The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009
Get the Packing a Picnic Basketmug. A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.
by Kiltwearer May 7, 2018
Get the Montreal basket casemug. A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009
Get the Anti-fruit basketmug. A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.
1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you
3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you
5 eggs: dating
6 eggs: falling in love
7 eggs: in love
8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you
9 eggs: getting married
10 eggs: having kids
1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you
3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you
5 eggs: dating
6 eggs: falling in love
7 eggs: in love
8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you
9 eggs: getting married
10 eggs: having kids
Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!
by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019
Get the eggs in my basketmug. When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
by Stealth Von Havoc August 30, 2008
Get the good story basketmug. First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010
Get the Italian Mud Basketmug.