australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019

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Australian snowball

After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face

Friend 1: how was your date last night?

Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night

Friend 1: did anything else happen?

Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball

Friend 1: what's that?

Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me

by Cumming&going June 8, 2019

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Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

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Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

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Australian Reacharound

A regular reacharound except you're both hanging upside down. Sometimes called the Auzzie Roundabout. It doesn't have to be homosexual, you can do this with a man or woman and sometimes you can switch roles, but role switching would involve a strap-on depending on the gender of those involved.

"The Australian reacharound is a very intimate position and is recommended towards married couples."

by ItzzStupidCrazy September 19, 2019

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