Alexanderism

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.

What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.

by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010

Alexander

If you were born in with this name you were probably depressed at a point in your life

Alexander why are you depressed

by Greg mccreamy December 5, 2018

Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

alessandra ambrosio

an extremely hot supermodel from Brazil who was discovered with her best friend Ana Beatriz Ross by elite model management and since then she has done work for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, and Armani Exchange. She is a chocoholic as seen in some of her interveiws and only works out 2 days a month mainly on her ass she says but still manages to be extremely sexy.

Alessandra Ambrosio is extremely sexy

by Killercane-killer-who-who GET SOME December 11, 2008

Ole Aleksander

Sets fire to things, is gay and short. Can't seem to act normally around women, probably because he is gay and hates women. Ole Aleksander often chokes and pulls girls hair when his small penis grows to 3 cm when he has a boner.

Ey, that guy gay. Has a small penis to, only 3 cm.
Yeah, seems like a total Ole Aleksander

by Mekleren May 9, 2019