Alaskan Bottle Opener

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".
Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.
by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011
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alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole
I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours
by water bottle3 September 08, 2012
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Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!
by Vladamir USSR October 05, 2010
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alaskan pipeline

when a large pipe is inserted in the alaskan anus
i saw an alaskan pipeline on my holiday
by MrMcGangbang May 07, 2015
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Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018
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alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
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Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
by Don Bruska February 16, 2017
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