by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011
Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole
by water bottle3 September 08, 2012
When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!
man2: youre hardcore man!
man2: youre hardcore man!
by Vladamir USSR October 05, 2010
by MrMcGangbang May 07, 2015
The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018
When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child
by Don Bruska February 16, 2017