Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

Alan Jagos

A man who is the secret sauce of 195

Alan Jagos is the secret sauce

by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019

Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.

Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021

Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 9, 2022

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023