He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
by Jacob elite September 16, 2021
Get the Alan basilmug. (1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
by 3TF July 5, 2016
Get the Alan Heathmug. Alan, you’re the most sweetest man i have ever met. i really want you to know that you have such a kind heart i really do appreciate you coming into my life. once i met you my life changed completely. i just knew i wanted to be with you. i just knew you were the one. i knew i wanted to commit to you. i felt a connection the first day we met. once you told me you had feelings for me i had to tell you i was talking to someone because i didn’t want to hurt you because i care about you. i know you kind of trust me and that’s on me. i want you to trust me with your all. im sorry for making you think i would hurt you. i don’t know how to get you to understand that i wouldn’t do that to your kind heart. i would never do anything to hurt you. i know i have a cold heart but i have a soft spot just for you. my heart belongs to you. i could’ve just given up on you but i don’t want to you’re the love of my life and i feel a spark between us. this type of love is something else. this whole relationship was kind of new to me since no one has cared about me so much. the whole communication thing is new to me since i don’t express my feelings like that to anyone and i know i can with you, it’s just hard. but trust me i’m trying my hardest because i know you would like it if i communicated with you. it kind of sucks you’re still stuck up on your past. i wish that shitty ass relationship you had could just go away:( i love you amor😞.
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a very emotionally gentle person. He’s is known for being quit. Once you get to know him you fall in love with his down to earth personality. Alan is known for being a freak in the sheets! But he is a scared person when it comes to relationships because of his past, don’t let that hold him back and if you ever get an Alan never lose him. It would be the worst mistake of your life. Alan is a great person, and will always want to be around the person he loves. Alan has a dark past and doesn’t like to see other bothering what’s his. Once you get an Alan you’ll never want to let him go.
Look there’s Alan in the hoodie
by Ivanleee11 July 21, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
Get the Alan Limug. by ZJN January 1, 2018
Get the Alanmug. A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug.