old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

Casual Puke-age

n. the act of vomiting in such a way as to not draw attention to oneself.

Dude, Tim is engaging in some serious Casual Puke-age over there.

Don't worry man, my dogs will eat it tomorrow.

by millering September 16, 2010

Ice age Dragon

The male proceeds to shove his erect penis deeply into the mouth and throat of the female recipient. When the male happens to cum, the cum will drop out of her nose

Male: Hey babe, want me to give you a Ice age dragon?

Female: No, my nose still burns from last time

by Ice Age Dragon Creator July 27, 2020

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

teen age er

A childish adult like person that always has hormonal mood swings and only cares about their friends and themselves plus the latest gossip

Mom: “Sweetie, come down stairs for dinner.”
Hailey: “Uh... sure? whatever.”
Mom: “Teen age ers nowadays...”

by BabyFoxi July 6, 2020

Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.

'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'

by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020

aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.

(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.

by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021