he’s the definition of Andre
by Unnecessaryyyy November 22, 2021
by Unnecessaryyyy November 22, 2021
A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021
Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills
An Andres is a sweet and caring person. He loves gaming and can beat you instantly. He has a grumpy side that tends to shut you out sometimes but he always finds away to make it up to you. He very charming and dosent fall for people easily. But he can be very charming and handsome.
by Bxby layla August 03, 2020
A sweet, kind man who always does the right thing and gets all the pussy he wants without ever trying. He’s stuck on things from the past but tries to not let it get to him. Often smokes cigarettes and has brown curly hair.
by Mercer Island. February 23, 2020