He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023

The most awesome curly haired MF ever
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022

by Kiwiguy90 August 3, 2019

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.
by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025
