alcoholic whore

A married woman who gets drunk and sends sexts to her male best friend.

That alcoholic whore, Jen, got drunk on a Thursday and sent sexts to her best male friend, who is in a relationship. She thought it was HILARIOUS!

by imsopetty January 17, 2018

Pseudo-Alcoholic

Pretending to be drunk/slightly buzzed so people will not judge/take you seriously if you make a fool of yourself or say something stupid. Liberates you and helps you have fun and loosen up at parties, minus the brain damage.

"Dude, I'm the world's best drunk driver; five time gold medalist."
"Are you a Pseudo-Alcoholic?"
"Yeaaaasassahaaaaa man, of course ii erm, man"

by WubbyJPen August 5, 2014

pull alcohol

Canadian term for buying alcohol for a minor.

Also known as pulling alcohol.

Minor: "Want to pull alcohol form me?" "Hey can you pull some vodka for me?" "Can you pull me a case of beer?"

Adult: "Don't get caught pulling alcohol for those kids."

by mikelc2 December 11, 2012

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

alcoholic

Somone who even though they got a new liver 'cos they're famous', still pisses it up the wall becasue he's a complete 'twat' - look it up if you're not sure on this one!

"Could you go another Stella Georgie Best?
Could you go another Stella Georgie Beast?
Could you go another Stella? cos you're turning fuckin' yella,
go another Stella Georgie Best"

by skip brown July 29, 2003

alcoholiday

Taking a break from drinking alcohol.

My doctor told me to take a short alcoholiday. He reckoned I was overdoing things.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 30, 2006

Social Alcoholic

A new type of alcoholic based off of the behavior of Kerry Conway. A social alcoholic is a very spontaneous person and often does stupid and immature things when drunk to get attention from fellow drinking buddies and others in the vicinity. This may only take place in bars. Social alcoholics often take many pictures of themselves and their friends while at the bar. They are also known to sleep until the PM hours of the day in which upon waking up from their slumber they immediately start planning their next trip out to the clubs for another round.

Dude1: Hey isn't that girl at this bar every Thursday, Friday and Saturday getting hammered with her friends?

Dude2: Yeah, she is a social alcoholic.

by AdderallNinja November 19, 2009