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Josh Allen

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024
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Allen-Marcus

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe
by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021
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Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021
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Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
Omg, that Allen was so rude!
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now
That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes
by Luke mattww October 21, 2021
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