Cat version of an asshole, a cat, that is also an asshole.
- Because they earned their own definition.
- Because they earned their own definition.
- I stayed up all night to decorate the best layered cake I have ever made, only to have Mr Whiskers sit on it, leaving butt-marks in the frosting.
- Typical cathole behaviour.
- Typical cathole behaviour.
by BearClawBling January 13, 2024
Get the Catholemug. Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
by Drapen November 19, 2022
Get the Catholic Mommug. it is slang for unprotected sex; using no condoms in a sexual arrangement.
it is usually found in escort advertising.
it is usually found in escort advertising.
example escort advertisement
Hey Babe
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Dream.
Attractive Soft Ass, Tight Pussy, Beautiful Skin, Temenduos Body.
I’m Looking For Hungry Killer That Can Kill My Pussy. Always Ready Party and Get Naughty, Looking Generous Men Who Know How To Treat Women.
Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.
For All Styles BJ, Oral, Anal, blowjob, New Style 69, D.o.g.g.y Style.
No Catholic.
I want to 100% Real Guy. I Promise Definitely Make You Feel Happy & Relaxed.
You Will Remember Me Forever My Service
Hey Babe
I will make you Happy Either old or young..I'm Every Mans Fantasy And Your
Dream.
Attractive Soft Ass, Tight Pussy, Beautiful Skin, Temenduos Body.
I’m Looking For Hungry Killer That Can Kill My Pussy. Always Ready Party and Get Naughty, Looking Generous Men Who Know How To Treat Women.
Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.
For All Styles BJ, Oral, Anal, blowjob, New Style 69, D.o.g.g.y Style.
No Catholic.
I want to 100% Real Guy. I Promise Definitely Make You Feel Happy & Relaxed.
You Will Remember Me Forever My Service
by anonymous April 17, 2022
Get the catholicmug. A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021
Get the san jose catholic schoolmug. Cares more about kids wearing name tags and kids being on their phones than bullying and Oscar list type stuff. Like seriously? And Mr Nylen’s rbf and intimidating glares at students isn’t helping the situation. Yall don’t even deal with the ACTUAL problems in the school. Some little freshman kid was probably about to end up locked into the fine arts bathroom with Oscar doing god knows what, while you were yelling at some poor kid for not wearing their name tag. It’s so dumb. And you guys don’t actually care about the students well being. Let’s be for real. You have your favorites. The “popular kids”. And you ignore everyone else’s problems. Kids will be bullying one kid, and when that kid retaliates, you guys get THAT kid in trouble, not the ones actually bullying them. We need new administration. But we still love you doctor A!
I’m walking past Carmel catholic administration. Lemme make sure I have my name tag on, and avoid eye contact with the deans.
by ccanonymous January 24, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic administrationmug. by Daily dick July 10, 2018
Get the A catholemug. This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.
why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic cafeteria foodmug.