tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 04, 2009
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lonely potato

Me.
by McDonald’s January 06, 2018
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Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
by Havana192 November 23, 2009
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potato peeling

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 08, 2009
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burnt potato

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"
by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017
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potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.
by FlashBulb June 06, 2003
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