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Karl

My coworker Karl is a pillhead
by markenmysa September 17, 2025
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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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Karl

Karl missed out on various events
Karl is a mega nerd
he loves, DC, Marvel, etc
The school he goes to hates him
40 bruises, 10 scratches, 1 broken leg
Person 1: "Go, it's Karl!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Karl: "Hey guys like Marvel?"
by WalterLovesFood17 November 3, 2020
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karled

when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"
i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.

i karled a girl and i liked it!

stop it karl nobody like a karler.
by 22422 June 7, 2018
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karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.
Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?
by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Faire le Martin-Karl

Playing the idiot and doing things other than being in school.
Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2025
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