A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.
by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020
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Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo
Person 2 "what a weirdo
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