september 5th

it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!

bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))

by baddiegirllx0620 September 04, 2022

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September 5th

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

by Imagineit? November 24, 2021

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It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

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"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

by hshdhdbhdhd September 05, 2022

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The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

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Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 02, 2022

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Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 04, 2022

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