December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

June 5th

appreciate and gift a girl who’s names start with an A day

A Person: Hey why do you have a present?

Another person: It’s June 5th! I’m giving this to my best friend who’s name starts with an A.

Person 1: Ohh ya it’s June fifth! Hold on I’ll be right back I gotta get a gift for my sister.

by Baitotheley June 5, 2022

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

July 5th

NATION SEND A TITY PIC DAYYYY

“Babe it’s July 5th send tits”

by Jackfrost227 July 4, 2022