Niggalations 17:38 

Thou shall not throw pussy, if thou shall smell like fish.

Guy 1: Yo dis bitch has a stanky pussy
Guy 2: Damn guess she didn’t listen to Niggalations 17:38

Niggalations 17:38 by Emike5 October 27, 2019

Oct 17 

National find yourself a football player to be in a relationship day

On Oct 17 You can find any football player of your choice to be in relationship with

Oct 17 by Losers245 October 17, 2019

December 17 

The day the world ends

Boy 1: why is everyone dying today?

Boy 2: because it's December 17

December 17 by Cassidythefish December 16, 2019

February 17 

February 17 is the day to beat up all gingers named landen.

Person 1“Hey what’s today?” Person 2 “ February 17,why?” Person 1 “let’s go get landen.”

February 17 by Gdhskan February 17, 2020

March 17 

A day where you’re not allowed to FaceTime your s/o.

March 17- Just don’t FaceTime your s/o

March 17 by (: mich July 6, 2021

november 17 

november 17th is the day the most beautiful and perfect girl was born. she has captivating eyes and the sweetest voice ever heard. her words are sewn with beauty and grace. and she is the love of everyone’s life. her body is a temple and everyone is so lucky to have her in their life.

person 1: that girl is perfect

person 2: it cuz her birthday november 17😂

november 17 by byebigballs220 September 19, 2021

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

may 17 by g4qqy May 6, 2022